Barking up the Wrong Tree: A Sweet Small Town Romantic Comedy (Finding Love at the Doggy Spa) by Elsie Woods
Author:Elsie Woods [Woods, Elsie]
Language: eng
Format: epub
ISBN: 9782492606168
Publisher: Puppy Love Books
Published: 2022-12-09T18:30:00+00:00
Fold napkin. Unfold napkin. Refold napkin.
âYou want me to bring you something while you wait?â the waitress asks.
I want to say courage, but I opt against it.
âJust a glass of water?â
âYou got it.â
Why did I show up fifteen minutes early? Iâm just torturing myself watching the door when Terence wonât walk through until two minutes before our meeting time, because thatâs what he does.
Which means that I have another eleven minutes to stew about exactly what Iâm going to do when he shows up.
Things with Terence have always been so natural, so easy. Thatâs the beauty of the thing. What am I putting at risk by daring to broach the subject of us being anything but what weâve been for the last eighteen years?
Thatâs it. Time for a consult. Iâm pulling out the big guns now⦠Iâm writing to Cass.
Hereâs something everyone knows about my sister. Sheâs a no-nonsense, give-it-to-you-straight kind of girl. You donât ask her for advice unless youâre ready to have your ego stomped over three times in the space of a minute. She does it with the biggest heart, figuring that truth with love that hurts is better than gutless lies that massage the ego.
âCass,â I text. âEmergency. Do I open up when it might turn the best friendship into a giant ball of awkwardness?â
The other awesome thing about Cass is sheâs cerebrally attached to her phone. Even if itâs in the next room, she senses the message arrive. Sheâs the most consistent texter I know.
âAlli. If youâre asking the question, then itâs already awkward.â
How does she do that?
A second message swiftly follows. âIf heâs such a great friend, then opening up will make that friendship stronger. If he flees, then youâve been deluding yourself about the greatness of this friendship. Sorry if that stings. Sorry, not sorry.â
âExactly what I needed to hear.â
Cass is right. This may be hard to say, and spitting the words out of my lips will likely be even harder, but it is awkward already. At least, it is for me.
Now to plan how this is going to goâ¦
âAlli-bearâ¦â
Just like that, my whole brain goes blank.
âTer-Ter, you made it.â
He cocks his head. âIâm two minutes early.â
âOf course you are.â
He settles in, unable to hide the smile across his face. I almost forgot, heâs got news! Heâs the one who told me we were getting together tonight.
This isnât supposed to be about me and my feelings at all.
First things first.
âSo?â I grab his hands on the table and shake them a little. âTell me! Itâs been ages since you sent me a text in all-caps!â
Terence giggles. Full-on kindergarten-style giggles, and I know it because I was there when he used to giggle that way. Itâs been so long. Too long.
âI laid it out for them, Alli. I was a star. I was like, âHereâs where the business is rocking and rollingâI used fancier words, like profitability and promising ventures and suchâand where they had administrative fat to trim.â
âThem? I thought you said it was just for the big boss.
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